Life’s Unanswered Questions – Part 2

Things that make you go hmmmmmm
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Life's Unanswered Questions - Part 2

So last week I gave you some food for thought and today is the second course of that meal.

I am 52 years old and I consider myself to be fairly well-educated, but I still have so many unanswered questions!!

  • Like, If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? Or What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
  • I have always been bugged by why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? And when Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
  • Then why does quicksand work so slowly? What is a picture of a thousand words worth? And why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
  • Growing up I always wondered in the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather “macaroni”? And is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? And why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? And of course what was Captain Hook’s name before he got the hook?
  • If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? And is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire? Or when does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
  • I have always been confused by how someone can be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich. How fast do hotcakes sell? And why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you without your clothes on anyway.
  • So why do people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every few hours? And why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says “Not available in all states”?
  • And you already know that I’m not this witty?!?! I actually got this from a guy I know, who is only borrowing it from his sister’s high school teacher, who found it written on the bathroom wall of the second-floor bathroom.

Now it is your turn to take it from me…Peace!!

Copy and Paste, change the age, and enjoy your day!!!

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