Twister – The Perfect Costume I have to say, that he is fairly inventive.
Author: Average Joe
Welcome to the Average Joe Weekly blog. This is basically my place on the web where I can help spread some of the knowledge that I have accumulated over the years. I served 10+ years in the Marine Corps on Active Duty, but that was some 25 years ago.
Brad Williams – Tall Friends
Brad Williams – Tall Friends Brad Williams is an American stand-up comedian and actor, who has appeared in numerous films and television shows. He was born with achondroplasia, which is a form of dwarfism. He is NOT “Wee Man”, that is Jason Shannon Acuña from Jackass, and he is not a professional wrestler and actor… Continue reading Brad Williams – Tall Friends
Rheumatologist Appointment
Rheumatologist Appointment I walked into my rheumatologist’s office, well walk is such a strong word, a word that makes you think I was actually standing upright when I entered the office, I was more hunched over to my right side as this tends to help keep the pain to a dull roar, opposed to walking… Continue reading Rheumatologist Appointment
Oreo the Bunny Rabbit
Oreo the Bunny Rabbit Oreo is a black and white mini lop and to be honest the coolest bunny I have ever met. Oreo isn’t our first rabbit, we adopted another mini lop while we were stationed in Virginia Beach, and we named her Maddie. Maddie only stayed with us for a few years before… Continue reading Oreo the Bunny Rabbit
I Think We Are All Screwed
I Think We Are All Screwed I’m not sure what this means, but if I believe the radar, there is a chance of “straight-line winds”. And it looks like we are so screwed!!! I think the WeatherBug app on my Samsung Galaxy S20 is having some problems updating or displaying the data correctly. It looks… Continue reading I Think We Are All Screwed
I Think My Ice Cream Has Been Tainted
I Think My Ice Cream Has Been Tainted Call me crazy, but I don’t think it came from the factory this way. I think someone has been dicking around with my ice cream. I mean who had the balls to do that, and why are they being such a dick. It takes a real prick… Continue reading I Think My Ice Cream Has Been Tainted
They Lied
They Lied They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store. They lied, everybody else had clothes on. They lied to me, I’m a Marine, and we are trained to follow orders. And that is what I did, the manager of the grocery store was not in the least bit… Continue reading They Lied
The Nasty Enterprise Car
The Nasty Enterprise Car I rented an Enterprise Rental car (Kia) and wow, did they go the extra mile, not. This car was super trashed, the floors and seats haven’t been cleaned, since, well, never! Talk about disgusting, this thing was trashed. The oil change sticker was for 24,087 miles but the gauge read 33,914… Continue reading The Nasty Enterprise Car
My Favorite USMC Hoodie
My Favorite USMC Hoodie When I was an instructor at Damneck, Virginia, I got my favorite Marine Corps hoodie. One of the other instructors made a cool logo with “Semper Scrotus – Always on the Ball” on it. The back of the hoodie had “MAGTF – Intel Training Instructor” on it.
A Royal Queens Christmas
What In the Hell? Alright not really a case of stolen valor, but come on, seriously. This still is from the Hallmark Channel’s new movie, “A Royal Queens Christmas,” which premiered on Saturday, December 11, at 8 p.m. Eastern. The movie stars Megan Park and Julian Morris. “A Royal Queens Christmas” was filmed in Toronto,… Continue reading A Royal Queens Christmas
