The Nasty Enterprise Car

Nasty Rental Car
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The Nasty Enterprise Car

I rented an Enterprise Rental car (Kia) and wow, did they go the extra mile, not. This car was super trashed, the floors and seats haven’t been cleaned, since, well, never! Talk about disgusting, this thing was trashed. The oil change sticker was for 24,087 miles but the gauge read 33,914 miles, so it really needed an oil change. The glove box was full of paperwork (along with under the seats), mostly for other vehicles, including State Farm insurance cards for someone in another state, a Big Mike, Jim Jones, and Lil Wayne CD, a tag for someone’s 18″ flight bag, check stub for someone that worked at Sports Zone, a recipe for Kenyan Cuisine, someone’s I-130 form (Petition for Alien Relative), a Geico insurance card, a receipt for the Delaware Turnpike, a disgusting hair scrunchie, coupons, business cards, pocket change, Back 2 The Bullies CD and Keys to another Kia from Enterprise.

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Average Joe

Welcome to the Average Joe Weekly blog. This is basically my place on the web where I can help spread some of the knowledge that I have accumulated over the years. I served 10+ years in the Marine Corps on Active Duty, but that was some 25 years ago.

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By Average Joe

Welcome to the Average Joe Weekly blog. This is basically my place on the web where I can help spread some of the knowledge that I have accumulated over the years. I served 10+ years in the Marine Corps on Active Duty, but that was some 25 years ago.

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