Merging Again Joe is going to kill me, as I seem to be stuck on this damn topic. Can someone please explain why merging is so difficult for some people? Today this asshat was merging onto the highway and made every one of us slam on our brakes so he can merge into traffic going… Continue reading Merging Again
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Driving Pet Peeves – Smoking
Driving Pet Peeves – Smoking I know that there are far fewer smokers today than there were when I was growing up, but why in the hell do you roll your damn windows down and put your fucking nasty ass cigarette out the window, so everyone must smell that shit. I mean, maybe we want… Continue reading Driving Pet Peeves – Smoking
Making My Family – Offended
Making My Family – Offended I love this one, but I also understand how someone might be offended, however, I can barely understand what in the hell the person who wrote the note, so their argument is invalid for that very reason. “Making My Family” with stick figures of a girl getting banged by a… Continue reading Making My Family – Offended
Looks Safe To Me
Looks Safe To Me ***Disclaimer*** Not my video What in the hell is this bullshit. I mean, I get saving money on a U-Haul truck, $19.99 is some major beer money, but seriously. And how in the fuck did you get that shit up there on the top? https://www.averagejoeweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/a-tower-of-junk-tied-to-the-top-of-a-car.mp4
Safety Standdown Time
Safety Standdown Time This is why we have safety stand downs Marines, this is why we have those dreaded and much disliked safety briefs and stand-downs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuGAgTr3fgo Sadly, as the article states 3 Camp Pendleton Marines died in a one-vehicle accident. The California Highway Patrol received a call at about 2:30 a.m. for a single-car… Continue reading Safety Standdown Time
Car-Jitsu Championship
Car-Jitsu Championship What do you get when you put grown-ass men who both just happen to be red belts in Jitsu into a subcompact car? Well, you get a Jitsu match called Car-Jitsu and yes, it is a real thing and it is brutal. The rules are simple, you both start in the front seats… Continue reading Car-Jitsu Championship
Wild Car Crash in Baltimore
Insane Car Crash in Baltimore https://averagejoeweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/1677793620589345.webm The Maryland Attorney General’s Office’s Independent Investigations Division on Thursday released the video of this fatal crash, late this week. This fatal car crash, captured on Baltimore CitiWatch cameras, occurred when 33-year-old Shawn Lee Brunson, made the bad choice to steal a black 2017 Hyundai Sonata and ran from… Continue reading Wild Car Crash in Baltimore
Come Get Your Boot
Come Get Your Boot Alright, which one of you Corporals let their boot get out of control? Seriously, I’m fairly certain that this car belongs to a Marine. Yes, I see the Alabama, disabled veteran plate. This guy is just a little bit motivated and proud of his/her service.
25.89%
25.89% I don’t know how many young Marines I had to console about this very thing. The dealerships that pop up around the military bases are preying on the young troops and that just pisses me off. For the record, I don’t know who this loan agreement is from and if they are in the… Continue reading 25.89%
Insane Highway Robbery Gone Wrong
Insane Highway Robbery Gone Wrong While doing some research for another post, I ran across this viral video from 2021 and it reminded me that I wanted to talk about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjcbebhIgzc The video shows the dashcam footage of a Fortis Pro-Active Defence Solutions CIT (Cash In Transit) armored vehicle, carrying around a hundred grand… Continue reading Insane Highway Robbery Gone Wrong