I Think My Ice Cream Has Been Tainted
Call me crazy, but I don’t think it came from the factory this way. I think someone has been dicking around with my ice cream. I mean who had the balls to do that, and why are they being such a dick. It takes a real prick to do something like that. I have my gun cocked and ready if I find out who they are. In the meantime, this tub is just junk now.