The Current Average Dog Our current Average Family dog Roxie, is another rescue, from one of the local shelters. After our previous dog crossed over the rainbow bridge, my wife and I found the house too quiet as we have always had a dog in the house. After some searching, one of our friends at… Continue reading The Current Average Dog
Author: Average Joe
Welcome to the Average Joe Weekly blog. This is basically my place on the web where I can help spread some of the knowledge that I have accumulated over the years. I served 10+ years in the Marine Corps on Active Duty, but that was some 25 years ago.
Threatened by a Flower
Threatened by a Flower Only in the world of Facebook can a “fact checker” get offended by a flower, now that is funny.
BJ the Average Dog
Beejee Weejee We adopted BJ (Beejee Weejee) in 2005 from the Spotsylvania Animal Shelter, my young daughter named him “Blacky Jones”, (one of our previous dogs was named “Casey Jones”, and BJ was black in color, so Blacky Jones or BJ for short). BJ was a Dachshund / Springer Spaniel mix, so he was low… Continue reading BJ the Average Dog
I’m a Bitch by Tommy & Rumble
I’m a Bitch – Tommy and Rumble Over the Tommy & Rumble released 12 comedy CDs and even put together dozens of comedy concerts to raise money for local charities (usually the Christmas Wish Fund). Last.fm has snippets of many of their tracks from those CDs and concerts. This is “I’m A Bitch” by Tommy… Continue reading I’m a Bitch by Tommy & Rumble
Gastroenterologist appointment
Gastroenterologist Appointment I made it to my gastroenterologist appointment, and I’m all out of pain meds, I have been milking what I have, taking fists full of OTC pain meds, just to make it to this appointment. Long story short, I see the doctor and he tells me that he doesn’t think that I need… Continue reading Gastroenterologist appointment
What In The World Is Doxing?
What In The World Is Doxing? Doxing is slang for “dropping dox”, and comes from a spelling alteration of the abbreviation “docs” (for “documents”) and refers to “compiling and releasing a dossier of personal information on someone”. According to Wired writer Mat Honan, was “an old-school revenge tactic that emerged from hacker culture in the… Continue reading What In The World Is Doxing?
I’m Not Allowed to Bring Cookies
I’m Not Allowed to Bring Cookies I’m not allowed to bring cookies, to the bake sale. I don’t understand why everyone was so fucking mad, like a good Marine, I followed orders and brought some fucking cookies, if you don’t like them, then maybe you should be more clear in what you say. A quick… Continue reading I’m Not Allowed to Bring Cookies
The trip to the Emergency Room of Hell
The Trip to the Emergency Room of Hell I have been having some strange abdominal pain that just won’t go away. I went to my local ‘doc in a box’ (BetterMed) and the doc there instantly thought that it was my gallbladder, so he prescribed some pain meds and ordered an ultrasound. Getting the ultrasound… Continue reading The trip to the Emergency Room of Hell
Don’t Celebrate Christmas on Facebook
Don’t Celebrate Christmas on Facebook
Tow Mater as a Fish
Tow Mater as a Fish If Tow Mater (the tow truck from Disney Pixar CARS) had a fish as a cousin, it would look exactly like this. This is a hogfish and it is one ugly SOB. This is a particularly ugly and almost inbred looking hogfish, they normally look like this one. Photo belongs… Continue reading Tow Mater as a Fish
