Driving Pet Peeves – Trash

First, people dumping trash out on the side of the road just pisses me off to no end. I can’t understand their thought process, I guess it isn’t their problem, so screw it.

One of the problems I see are jackasses that will toss their McDonald’s trash (not bashing Micky D’s) into the bed of their pickup truck and then as they are driving down the road, that shit flies out and lands on the freaking highway.

I mean, you must know that when you toss that shit into the bed, it is likely going to fly out. Why can’t you keep it in the inside of the truck and throw it out when you get to your destination or work? I have a small trash bag in my truck, and I empty it every few days when I get home from work. It isn’t that fucking difficult. And if you are one of those assholes that drinks and drives and then tosses your empties out along the road in your neighborhood, then I hope you fucking get caught and rot in jail. Yeah, I know, harsh much! But let me explain why this pisses me off. We have some asshole in my neighborhood (I don’t know who, but if I see them do it, I will confront them) that does this shit every day and sometimes the beer cans land in my yard and now it is my problem. I’m not sure who he thinks he is fooling.

I guess that they are doing this, so their spouse doesn’t know that they have a drinking problem. You know, honey, I only drink one or two beers a night at home (neglecting to add the beers that they preflighted with on the way home). Dude, she can smell that shit asshole.