You Had One Job

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You Had One Job
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You Had One Job

We have all seen the web pages that show stupid things that people do. Well here are some that I like to title, “You Had One Job“
 
Elevator panel with all the floor numbers mixed up
Take this mess of an elevator panel. To someone, it seemed logical to others like me it is very confusing. I have a job interview today on the 9th floor and then I'm meeting a friend on the 6th floor, are you really serious right now?
Nice placement of that air hole, right over her eye
You had one job, all you needed to do was add the fill valve to the ball, and you thought it would be funny to put it over one of Anna's eyes. Now little girls around the world will be traumatized by your mistake.
A bike path with a guard rail running across it
I'm starting to think that this location doesn't like bike riders, I mean if you are not paying attention, this isn't going to end well for you.
An automated teller (ATM) machine that is about 7 feet high on the side of the building
I'm starting to get the idea that this bank doesn't want you to have access to your money. And no this isn't photoshopped.
Funny, In case of fire, use stairs sign
In case of fire use stairs, ok, solid advice, but I don't think you use the stairs to put out the fire, do you? But you have to admit, the sign is pretty funny.
A toilet stall with a clear glass panel in the door
I guess this is for those that like a little peep show, or maybe it is for those exhibitionists in the crowd. I'm not sure I would want to use it, I mean, what good is it?
A bike path with poles running down the middle of it.
A one-way bike path, I mean, if you don't want people to ride their bikes down the path, then don't paint it like that. This is just as bad as the one earlier with a section of guardrail blocking the bike path.
A traffic light pointing the wrong way
Honest officer, I didn't see the light, might actually be a winnable excuse, if you took it to court.
Slide on a small sliver of concrete
Little Johnny wanted a slide, but his parents only have a tiny back, uhn, yard? If you have ever been to Japan, then you know what those ditches are for, they are called "benjo ditches" and they are used to carry water and human waste. I'm sure that little Johnny doesn't want to fall into that ditch.
A bike lane that is very bumpy
I think this could be a awesome ride for a kid, but as a 55 year old man, I think my back would hate me after a ride down this bike path
Stairs will stripes, each varying in color and width
I have problems walking down normal flight of stairs, but these will make anyone seem like they might had one or six too many drinks.
Rose colored t-shirt with "Green is the new Black" on it.
I thought it was Orange is the new Black, but I guess it is green or maybe rose is the new black. Now I have myself all confused too.
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Welcome to the Average Joe Weekly blog. This is basically my place on the web where I can help spread some of the knowledge that I have accumulated over the years. I served 10+ years in the Marine Corps on Active Duty, but that was some 25 years ago.

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