You Can’t Make This Shit Up

The headlines from the KOMONews (Seattle, Washington) read “Naked man driving a stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase“. The incident took place in Adams County, PA (Dillsburg) on April 4th, 2023, when the Carrol Township Police Department, received a call about seeing a stolen school bus being driven by Tony Saunders, 24 of Port St. Lucie, Florida.

(webmaster’s note – Holy crap that is a ton of names for an opening paragraph. And why is this in the Seattle News and not the news in Adams County, PA, or Carrol Township, or maybe in Dillsburg? And why is the Seattle news outlet called KOMO? And he wasn’t even naked when driving the bus)

Saunders drove the bus onto Gettysburg Drive and turned into a nearby neighborhood, then he exited the bus and ran. She then stripped off his clothes until he was fully naked, running through numerous parking lots and traffic areas. He was apprehended shortly after.