Future Class Action Lawsuit

Funny Future Law Suit
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Future Class Action Lawsuit

In the not-too-distant future, some ambulance-chasing law firm will come up with this class action lawsuit, you just wait and see. 

I’m sure we have all heard that in 1992, Stella Liebeck (79) sued McDonald’s after she spilled hot coffee on her lap and suffered third-degree burns. She won $200,000 in compensatory damages and $2.7 million in punitive damages. The punitive damages were reduced to $480K and then the case was settled out of court for an undisclosed amount. Hmmmm, well Stella, hot coffee, is well, fucking hot.

And in 1991, Richard Overton, filed a case against Anheuser-Busch because their commercials made it appear that drinking their beer would attract beautiful women.  The case was dismissed as it was deemed baseless.

I wonder how yu could prove that your doctor spanked you when you were born, lol.

Baby Spanking Lawsuit
Baby Spanking Lawsuit (I made this in Photoshop after being inspired by a real ad for a silly law suit)
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Welcome to the Average Joe Weekly blog. This is basically my place on the web where I can help spread some of the knowledge that I have accumulated over the years. I served 10+ years in the Marine Corps on Active Duty, but that was some 25 years ago.

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