Funny Children’s Books

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The Story Of Mike Lit

This is a real book, OMG, and I’m sure there are clueless parents reading this shit to their children. LOL

For those of you that are not getting this joke, say Mike Lit a little faster, and if you still don’t get it, I’m just going to spell it out for you “My Clit”.

This little joke reminded me of the scene in Porky’s where they call and ask for Mike Hunt.

For those of you still a little slow, that would be “My Cunt”. While Googling for the Porky’s clip, I ran across this little gem. 

Then I discovered that the author is making bank on these books that were meant to be a joke. He (Brad Gosse) has written books like Clip Clop The Racist Horse Cop, My Big Black Hawk, Why Daddy Hits Mommy, Curtis Can’t Come to Dinner, Buster The Perverted Ghost, Don’t Bathe With Uncle Joe, and Becky, the Throat Goat. Brad reads all of his books in this 3-hour recorded live stream on YouTube.

There are other similar books by other authors like Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber, Put Tony’s Nuts In Your Mouth, Do You Want To Play With My Balls?, Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand and My Uncle Jack’s Off from Reach Around Books.

My favorite one is Go the Fuck To Sleep read by Samuel L Jackson.

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Welcome to the Average Joe Weekly blog. This is basically my place on the web where I can help spread some of the knowledge that I have accumulated over the years. I served 10+ years in the Marine Corps on Active Duty, but that was some 25 years ago.

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Welcome to the Average Joe Weekly blog. This is basically my place on the web where I can help spread some of the knowledge that I have accumulated over the years. I served 10+ years in the Marine Corps on Active Duty, but that was some 25 years ago.

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