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Butt-gas Smell Neutralizer and Silencer
Butt-gas smell neutralizer and silencer pantyhose for man
OMG, the photo is just too damn funny, but I think the whole idea is absolutely stupid. First, you are a man and you are going to wear pantyhose, so your farts are masked by another smell.
If you have that much flatulence then you might want to see a doctor as that isn’t normal and could be a sign of something much more serious than farting too much.
I can’t seem to find these anymore, they appeared on my phone about a year ago. I did find this M.I.L.F. – Man I Love Farting, window sticker, lol.