My Inner Pig Somedays (especially lately since I have been on Prednisone), I can just feel my inner pig trying to get out. I think, for now, I will keep that part of me hidden, so no one can tell. 🙂
Category: Just For Fun
This is where all the stupid funny shit is at., like “Good Swift Kick In The Nuts” by Tommy & Rumble December 2, 2021,
And The Darwin Award Winner Is
And The Darwin Award Winner Is I’m sure nothing could possibly go wrong here. I mean the axle is destroyed and, there is a multi-ton tree trunk is in the back of this old-ass Ford pickup. I’m sure the tire “jack-stand” will hold it up, you are safe.
Brake Check
Brake Check This is what happens when you wear just a “little” too much makeup and you piss off your Uber driver. A quick break check and you have to “out on your face” all over again. The moral of the story is to either stop being a cake face or shut your pie hole.… Continue reading Brake Check
Hip Replacement
Hip Replacement My new hip is really doing good, I can’t believe that it was just a few weeks ago that I could barely walk. Take a look at me now. I feel so free now, and I wanted to share my x-ray with the Average family, lol. *** This isn’t me, I found… Continue reading Hip Replacement
Wrong On So Many Levels
Wrong On So Many Levels Alright, it’s a dad joke, but come on, you have to find it funny, at least on some level. (see what I did there)
Nope, Not Going To Happen
Nope, Not Going To Happen I mean that if I have to do it, I will, but I will not be at all comfortable about it, in the slightest. You can tell that this guy has played this game a half million or more times, lol.
Jellyfish Launcher
Jellyfish Launcher I have driven a few really nice trucks in my life, but I have never been behind the wheel of one that has a jellyfish launcher as one of the features of the truck. I’m going to assume that it is actually the light for the truck bed, but I really don’t know.
Baby Reveal
Baby Reveal Well now, I wonder what this means. If the smoke comes out blue it will be a boy and if it comes out pink it’s a girl. I wonder what black smoke means? For those not in the know, this is actually from a Kountry Wayne skit, you can see the whole video… Continue reading Baby Reveal
I Need A Bambulance
I Need A Bambulance There are several versions of this urban legend floating around, but the one that appears to be the original and the copy that I have heard the first time and the most since the first time is below.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0fhbvoghWAThere are also a handful of stories going around, most of them stating that… Continue reading I Need A Bambulance
Busch Gardens
Busch Gardens I had military appreciation tickets for Busch Gardens, so my wife and I made a weekend out of it. We haven’t been on a date in a few years, mostly thanks to COVID. And the last time I was at an amusement park, I got injured on a roller coaster. Since I’m heading… Continue reading Busch Gardens
