Well Now I have never in my entire life wanted a dick planter, but if you want one, you can find them online at AliExpress. I mean if you don’t care about having a dick on the side of your planter, then this is for you. And let me say that the planters are very… Continue reading Well Now – Dick Planter
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Octopus Costume
Octopus Costume I’m sure that it looks cute and all, but maybe you don’t put one of the tentacles right in the middle of the costume! When the homemade octopus halloween outfit goes very wrong!
Penis Stretcher from Wish.com
Penis Stretcher I’m going to guess that you would use this if you have a small dick and using this will “stretch” it. I’m sure it doesn’t work. I’m also sure that a guy with ripped abs, like the model for this ad, needs to use this device, lol. https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Male-Enhancement-Kit-Eudg-Enlargement-Penis_1600438144258.html
Time To Talk About Penis Health
Time To Talk About Penis Health We have all heard the gross stories about some over-sexed horn dog who had problems urinating after being laid (bareback) by some very questionable female. You know the story, the one where he gets his ‘bore punched’. Well if you don’t want that to happen to you, or worse… Continue reading Time To Talk About Penis Health
Vibrating Penis Enlarger
Vibrating Penis Enlarger According to the website, this is “The best training Vibrator Penis enlargement with belt sex toy for men’s penis” and only $39.50. What a bargain. OMG, when I typed “What a Bargain“, it reminded me of the 1982 joke from Eddie Murphy’s self-titled album – Myth / A Little Chinese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgOwZn-y_j8 Best… Continue reading Vibrating Penis Enlarger