With A Squirrel??

Man, I so would love to hear the whole story on this one. I mean how do you stab someone with a squirrel? Was it frozen?

So I did a little research and now it all starts to make sense. Forty-Four-year-old Helen Ann Williams from North Charleston South Carolina was having a major dispute with her husband, who came home late. She wasn’t pissed because he was late, nope, she was pissed because he came home without any beer. While he was making himself a sandwich, she grabbed a ceramic squirrel and smashed him over his head with it. To add insult to injury, or maybe injury to injury, she then stabbed him in the chest with what remained of the squirrel. He was treated and released with non-life-threatening wounds, and the condition of the squirrel is unknown.

Oh did I mention this all took place on Christmas Eve/Morning?