Officer Roger Lawson (K9) is responding to an armed robbery with a knife call. They quickly locate the thief and let’s just say he is interesting.

This guy, who robbed someone, a black man with two black officers and one white officer, trying to milk it for the cameras:

When asked how he got there, he teleported
“What y’all want me to shit my pants?”
“I used the teleporter machine”
“Called my sneakers”
“I teleport, bitch, I don’t give a fuck

When they have him in custody and are transporting him to the car.

Bad guy:

“Man, I can’t walk; Man, I’m so tired from y’all abusing me; this is abuse”
“Stop abusing me police officers …. Daytona Beach, Florida”
“Stop abusing me police officers …. Daytona Beach, Florida”
“They will blow this fucking town up”
“If y’all don’t stop this”
“Take these fucking handcuffs off”
“This abuse bro”
“These n***** are lying their ass off”
“I just (unintelligible) on my way back”
“They arrest me before they did”
“Nick Fury, you chump”
“You better bail me out, Nick”
“I don’t give a shit”
“It ain’t not even a misdemeanor to use the bathroom”
“This alert is illegal”
“I’m too big”
“This ain’t incredible, man”
“Incredibles are like”
“look, I’m too big”
“I can’t stand up”
“I’m telling you, they can’t lift me up, Fury”
“You better tell them to take their hands off me”
“What is this”
“What…. what’s the problem?”
“What’s my charge?”
“Misdemeanors”
“What’s the misdemeanor about?”
“Trespassing?”
“Tell me”
“Tell me before I go”
“Nick Fury?”
“You better bail me out, Nick Fury”
“He’s the Incredible Hulk”
“And I’m gonna tell you this”
“Y’all are just a treason”
“All y’all”
“You’re playing with the Incredible Hulk, dude”