Kentucky Cock Sock
What is a ‘Kentucky Cock Sock’ you ask? Well, it isn’t some snake or anything remotely close. In this case, a fat dude in Kentucky wanted to expose himself to the world via the Google Street View car.
As the car approaches, he is standing next to a blue Nissan Altima when he lowers his blue shorts and makes sure that the sock is covering the cock, and he is ready to be immortalized on the Internet forever.
And as soon as the car passes, he pulls up his shorts and acts as if nothing happened.
Sadly Google has already blurred it.
But don’t worry, I managed to obtain unblurred copies of the elusive Kentucky Cock Sock.
And the internet, being what it is, didn’t let me down with the comments. Reddit was giving the name the “Home of Long Dong Silver” (stage name of porn star Daniel Arthur Mead, who reportedly had an 18″ penis), and others are calling him “The Kentucky Hammer” (likely referring to internet personality Darryl Isaacs. But one of the best comments is “See his gf kept accusing him of cheating so he had a plan he went to car for old sock and put it on as a condom and wore for a while and ran inside she begun to accuse him and he said smell it if u don’t believe I was working so she leans over takes a wiff and looks up and said Joe“
You can check it out for yourself (already blurred) on Google Maps – 1132 Murphy Ridge Rd, Strunk, KY 42649
