The Machine

Bert has a really good story that he has been telling on stage for years now about how he partied with the Russian Mafia. The story goes on that due to a translation mixup, Bert became known as “The Machine”.

The new movie, The Machine is coming out and it takes place 20 years after his infamous train robbery story in Russia. According to Bert, this is a true story, while he was studying abroad.

I myself am excited about this movie and I want to see it. I have been a fan of Bert’s for several years now.